In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
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I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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