"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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