everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
you win again, gameday.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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