oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
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It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
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