Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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