Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
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Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
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That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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