I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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