4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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