So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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