Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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