This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
The feeling are messing with the penis
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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