Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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