Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
