i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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