i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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