i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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