I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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