Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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