What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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