your room smells of hookers.
And success
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
