ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
did i walk over a car last night?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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