Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
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That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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