Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
you win again, gameday.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
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We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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