My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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