Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
is it fun? or sober?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
