Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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