Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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