I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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