Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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