It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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