ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
did you just send me my own nude
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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