Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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