I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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