How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I pour the whiskey from now on
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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