I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
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you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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