i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
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my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
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Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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