no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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