She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
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What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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