Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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