Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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