You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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