Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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