Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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