Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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