I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.