doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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