Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.