i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
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If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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