Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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