Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
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So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
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Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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