So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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