he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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