Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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