THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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