i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
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Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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