butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
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i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
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I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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