to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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