So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
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Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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