I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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